10/9/13
I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY
I AM MY OWN LOVER
I AM MY OWN BOSS
I AM MY OWN EMPLOYEE
I AM MY OWN MOTHER
I AM MY OWN FATHER
I AM MY OWN SON
I AM MY OWN DAUGHTER
I AM MY OWN BEST FRIEND
I AM MY OWN CHEERLEADER
I AM MY OWN BANKER
I AM MY OWN HUNTER
I AM MY OWN GATHERER
I AM MY OWN COMMUNICATION DEVICE
I AM MY OWN HOUSEKEEPER
I AM MY OWN SECRETARY
I AM MY OWN COMMEDIAN
I AM MY OWN TRUTH
I AM MY OWN LIAR
I AM MY OWN TEACHER
I AM MY OWN STUDENT
I AM MY OWN ALARM CLOCK
I AM MY OWN SUGAR DADDY
I AM MY OWN SLUT
I AM MY OWN MASTER
I AM MY OWN SLAVE
I AM MY OWN EMPLOYEE
I AM MY OWN FAIRY TALE
I AM MY OWN DREAM COME TRUE
I AM MY OWN WORST NIGHTMARE
I AM MY OWN IDIOTIC ASS HOLE
I AM MY OWN JUDGE
I AM MY OWN JURY
I AM MY OWN LAWYER
I AM MY OWN PRISONER
I AM MY OWN COP
I AM MY OWN PROBLEM
I AM MY OWN SOLUTION
I AM MY OWN SUPER HERO
I AM MY OWN VILLIAN
I AM MY OWN CELEBRITY
I AM MY OWN REALITY TV STAR (LIVE! UNEDITED!)
I AM MY OWN PRESIDENT OF MY OWN UNITED STATES
I AM MY OWN CEO
I AM MY OWN GODDESS
I AM MY OWN GOD
I AM A SINGLE, ONE OF A KIND, UNIQUE MUTATION. THERE IS NOTHING ELSE ON THE PLANET EXACTLY THE SAME.
THE UNITED STATES OF ME.
IT IS OBVIOUS THAT I AM SIMPLY USING ALL THE CREATURES AND OBJECTS AROUND ME TO EXPERIENCE ALL THE DIFFERENT ASPECTS OF THE FUNCTION "ME".
{ON UNTIL OFF}
I AM SIMPLY LIVING AND IT'S NOT PERSONAL
~OR~
I CAN CHOOSE TO DENY THE ABOVE IDEA AND, INSTEAD, BLAME MY SIMPLE ALIVENESS ON ALL THE PEOPLE AND THE OBJECTS AROUND ME, AT A COST, OF COURSE.
MINE TO KEEP.
NOBODY WAS ACTUALLY BORN ON PURPOSE.
I HAVE NO PURPOSE TO MY LIFE, WITH NO ONE IN CHARGE.
EVERYTHING I THINK, FEEL, DO, SEE, OR SAY IS AN ATTEMPT TO EXPERIENCE THE FUNCTION:
I AM.
(none of this is to be Believed. In fact, don't Believe anyone, ever. Do your own research, think it through, and experience it for yourself. I highly recommend it for easy living.)
~Aubrey Ixchel