The more time I spend alone observing nature, the more obvious it becomes to me that nature is already, always, appropriately celebrating.
No need for made up religious holidays.
It is plain to see the flowers are not waiting for any god to tell them when to bloom, nor the other animals checking the calendar for when to come out of hibernation.
You may keep your crosses, easter bunnies, and chocolate eggs.
Enjoy your artificial, made up substitute.
I'm sticking with the real thing, baby.
It's much the better party, anyhow*
Lady Rainbow*faerie godmother